Why I Have Been Woefully Neglecting You

Hey there! I have an announcement to make! Ready, ready????? Okay, here we go, drumroll please!
(thigh clapping plays dramatically loud as you sit there, looking the fool in the middle of your living room as you slap your hands wildly against your thighs in anticipation for the upcoming news) I have typed (insert ridiculously large number here) words! Yes, I have conquered the impossible.  Isn't it great?  xD Actually, I have done 18, 155 words so far, and counting! (cause I am still typing). Alright yes, it is not huge (I can just hear Mikiki's 100,000 words scoffing at my pitiful number :P), but the real, SUPER thing, is that I did it, and I did most of it WITHOUT any help from Wrimo. :P Be. Jealous. Yeah, not much to show for this long of time, but I DID have to fight for my laptop.

Oh, speaking of my laptop, I have other good news. Wanna hear it? With my magical skills, I hath fixed (pronounced fix-ED) the Lapper-topper. Yes, I pushed the 'on' button. xD Actually, that really is all I did. Whenever anybody else tried to turn it on, it won't work, and they would get the blue screen of death. But whenever I did it, it worked! So, my mom has hers back, and I have MINE back!!!!!! <3 I'm a genius!!!!!!! xD

Ooh, ooh!!!! MORE NEWS!!! Boy, am I feeling inspired today. Well, about a month ago (I REALLY keep you guys up with news, don't I?) my mom cut my waist-length hair in half, so that now it only comes a bit past my shoulder blades. She did it without my permission , of course, because I would never consent to such a dastardly deed. She was just supposed to trim the split ends off, and decided to just cut half of it off.  It wasn't a bad thing to do, it just was weird, and not what I had expected. But, I will say that it does curl MUCH better now (naturally, of course) and so I really like it.  Okay, so it wasn't as dramatic as I first made it out to be. :P

Haha, real eventful, right?  xD